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My father is stronger than yours

I not learn anything to anyone this morning but my dad is stronger than yours.

could lay waste to anyone with a small "Pichenotte" of anything. He has a phenomenal culture who could throw any competition at all for the carpet. What about the Jamie Oliver, Ricardo, Jean Soulard of this world would be green with envy to see him go to a furnace.

That's it said. Nèreeee na na na!

Seems, however, that this childish speech is not found only in the school yard between two jumps rope and a game of football prisoner. Over time, over the schedules of which, such assertions are still very present in the conversations of adults.


It's just that the hero of our argument is slightly younger than when we learn to multiply 8 by 6.

"Huh? Your son does not yet turned back to front? This is because mine started doing that it was three months old battery. "

" You saw? My daughter is able to sit alone and did not even five months! "

" Me, my baby crawling since he was six months, perhaps you do not stimulate enough yours? "

" You should hear my little magpie chatter. Hey! She will celebrate her first birthday soon and she already knows lots of words! "

" Did you remember to consult? It seems to me that this is not normal that your chick does not work yet. Mine was walking at that age. "

Bla bla bla. Tiring

such, this game of comparisons. Very depressing. Although

do you explain to me why I embarked on this in head first, Cibola?

Whenever I find myself in the presence of little people, diaper I constantly trying to validate my daughter is the best. The more advanced. The most enlightened of all the gang.

My Sam-Sam farts growth curve in terms of magnitude (wah worse?). My Sam-Sam turns back to tummy since she was three months (he was awarded a medal?). My Sam-Sam never wanted to suck (oh hello feat!). My Sam-Sam wakes up once at night (well good for you!).

is pretty ridiculous when you think about it. My chick is able to sit at five, six or seven months, it will balance. It is likely that when it show in a yellow bus, it will be able to put his butt on a chair without being found nose on the hardwood. What if she decides to finally make his full nights one day she goes anyway, stop them when the teen turned up.

But why, shit, we embark in this competition always totally useless? Who are we trying to impress that? Because to my knowledge, the 100 meters fours will not be scheduled in London in 2012. The high jump at the Jolly Jumper has still not his official sports association. And that the "fracassage" growth curve will never be registered in the Guinness Book of Records.

And if it was us, the moms and dads, we seek to glorify. A roundabout way of saying we did a good job. Give themselves a pat on the back. Because they are so rare for the congratulations to reassure us about how we educate our offspring.

The next time a mom will explain the merits of his chicken, do not take it personal, because you'll know it herself that she welcomes.

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