When we receive a check QPIP (under the Québec Parental Insurance) every two weeks, there is only one and only thing that comes to mind: the nights of baby. Everything revolves around the nights. The fucking nights.
Even if we wanted to do otherwise linger in the psychomotor development of our offspring, or thinking about how it will diversify its portfolio of savings, well, we can not do. Unavoidable because at any headland, there is always someone who comes back it up again.
Every two minutes there is always someone who asks: "And the nights?" Worse, dad, he's sleeping well? "She gets up frequently at night, the little girl?"
Whatever the answer given these questioners on the nightlife of our new go-néey their own stories, experiences that goes from one extreme to another. "I, my children have all their nights to three weeks hair cell. After these are whims. Do not allow yourself to walk on his back my granddaughter! "The nights ... My last beginning to make and he just turned three. "My granddaughter wakes up to seven months to two hours more but hey, it's the fault of his mother. If she took things in hand, it would be settled long ago. "
Some are awful, Sam-Sam wakes up again at night to four months. Others sympathize by saying that this is far from over, while some find that my little chick is nice to fall asleep again so quickly after filling his stomach.
arrives, then the round foolproof tips to ensure that parents can finally think they can sleep from 22 pm to 6 am continuously suck sucking-layer full-tears whatsoever.
"Do you know the trick of 5-10-15? Me it changed my life. Two nights of this system and my baby has never woken up at night! "
" Here, we replaced the head by bottles of water. It was not too long a baby has learned that getting up for water is dirty flat. "
" I always do the same routine at night. At 20 h, feeding. Then give him a bath and then I tell him a story. So that baby knows it's night. And file it until morning. "
" My baby was hungry. Simply. As soon as I gave her grain, he began to sleep long nights! "
" It's because you breastfeed your little does not sleep through the night. Sevre-there you'll see, she'll sleep better. It is well known that breast milk digests faster than formula. "
is haunting stories like these nights. Do this test on Google. With the keywords "baby" and "night", you get nearly two million entries. Two million!
And you know what? I do not care a bit to get up two or three times a night.
If you think I am paid to get up at night. I am paid to give him food when he is hungry. I am paid for help him sleep. I am paid to be there when she needs me. Whether day or night. The government does not pay me for my password or vacuuming for me to clean out my fridge. He pays me for I care for my chip. Point. And even if I did not receive direct deposit twice a month QPIP, I'd do the same. It's in the job description for moms.
What bothers me is more the view that people have of me, but thousands of parents who combine their nights with a baby who would have other fish to fry than to close eyelid.
know, dear experts nightlife of infants, that all is not so simple. Only succeed in getting a baby to sleep a full night is not as easy as boiling a cup of hot water in the microwave.
If so, we would not be much to walk around with rings that go to the bottom of the chin and a complexion of a pint of milk.
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