I was still awake at 2 o'clock in the morning. And again at 4 pm
And the irony is that this was not the girl who claimed his due.
Nope, it's the rabbit who was cursed somersaults in his cage. Lily-Bunny, she decided to make a Josée Lavigueur of itself, it was much better in the middle of the night. There is nothing better than a moonlight to strengthen his legs. A snack, it is digested much better after dark. That litter is a beautiful toy to pass the time when everyone snores in the cabin.
I feel she is training for the Olympics and big ears. Discipline coveted: cacophony to 8 pounds and under. Goal: to awaken as many people as possible for as many nights as possible. Medal hope? Very good!
short, I do not know what happens with Lily-Bunny, but I the impression that it has entered a phase of its existence very noisy and it wants a bit of solidarity on our part.
Lily-Bunny, the rabbit that I "inherited" following the death of the father of my daughters. Frankly, I expected a house in Aspen or a Jaguar, but hey, I happily accepted this "gift". Especially since it was greatly pleased to find their chicks girlfriend black and white fur before they saw a weekend of two.
They had already broken heart in 1000, no way to get back on the job by depriving them of their beloved critter. Personally, I think it's more fun to dust off an ornament of a cat, but I'm not cruel and selfish to the point of refusing to accommodate this beast on all fours.
At first I was cleaning the cage without too much whining from the rabbit. I made detours to go to the pet store to buy him treats. I would sit with her watching TV for hours flatter.
One day while I was feeding her, she bit my finger, the ugly (if not the slut)! From that moment I began to fear the beast. I delegated the task of feeding to Trickster. That of Max clean the cage. In return, I was careful to buy the equipment needed to sustain life. After all, it's rabbit, not mine.
Then the novelty is gone. Lily-Bunny attracted less attention. Increasingly often, Filou forgot to fill the water bowl of the beast. I had to apply for and reapply it to Maxim deals to make the condo more livable Lily.
Week after week, my tone was rising. My impatience was climbing. My hatred of the rabbit became increasingly tangible.
"Girls, it's time to change the litter." Trickster, have you thought about giving Lily eat? "Maaaaax, did you wash the water bowl of rabbit?" These phrases have been said so often with me that if I had been paid five times the pennies, I'd be a multimillionaire today and j 'a special team that would watch over our heritage hairy.
Whereas:
- I'm not a millionaire;
- I'm not very patient;
- What I'm after I do wake up at 2 am;
- That brings the rabbit more bickering than laughs. More frustration than joy;
- that it is on the verge of finishing in rabbit stew (recipe Jean Soulard is excellent, incidentally) to 350 F in my oven ...
We had to react. Find a solution.
"My chickens, Mom spoke with the owner of a pet store today and you know what? She is ready to take Lily-Bunny to livestock. "
" Uh ... What is "to breed"? "Asks one of the most fearful Filou already imagined that her rabbit on a roasting pan brushed with Dijon mustard.
"The madam of the pet goes to Lily to a gentleman rabbit in a cage and they will make lots of babies both. It'll be nice to it, right? "My two daughters
acquiesced with a winning smile.
That's to say. My daughters, nine and twelve years already know that to end his days jumping like a rabbit is very cool.