Thursday, June 3, 2010

Olympic Paint Lettuce Alone

My pregnancy is going really well except ...

Every day, I answer at least 44 times this question:" And your pregnancy, you okay? "

And every time I give the same answer: "Yes, really. Everything goes like clockwork." It's true none. I do not complications. No gestational diabetes. No abruption. No threat of premature labor. No pre-eclampsia. A good hemoglobin. A great pressure. No vomiting in early pregnancy. A healthy baby. No seat in sight. And yet ...

Things are going well, but during the first three months I have neglected my family because I was so tired. Often, I arrived from work and I doing a frozen meal in the oven and go to bed until morning. They arrange with their problems internally that I threw to the lover and pullets. At noon, I sneak away to the infirmary from work for a place to doze. A zombie. A human wreck.

all right, but I lost 15 pounds so I was feeling sick in early pregnancy. Nothing succeeds in passing in my gorgoton. The pants have become too large to be replaced by others who have become too small time to say it.

Things are going well, but I had terrible headaches around 15-16 weeks of gestation. So I have consulted. The 1000 mg of Tylenol every four hours I was taking were doing absolutely nothing. The doc found a shift of a cervical vertebra. The reason? Unable to sleep on your stomach, I had get used to sleep otherwise, what has caused this pain. Eight treatments and massage therapy orthotherapy later, I can leave codeine quiet in the pharmacy.

Things are going well, but since my pregnancy test showed a +, I keep having vaginitis. It is known, vaginitis adoooooorent the pregnant ladies and I am not the exception that proves the rule. How many pharmacy shelves have emptied before I see the end? You have no idea. It ultimately spent $ 140 in natural products (oil, borage HRC-P and probiotics for those who are in the same predicament) who ended the ordeal which took place in my underwear for too long.

Things are going well, but in recent weeks, I have to sleep with splints on my hands so I have carpal tunnel of misery. One morning I woke up with the right hand so swollen and numb that I could not close it. Not very practical for a journalist who spends his day writing. It's going really well, but I confess myself to wake up at 4 am by a stomach growl, it disturbs. Especially after the third or fourth pee-stop at night.

It'll go well, but the girl who ran 40 km per week until before Christmas is only depressed at the thought of going upstairs in his house. I'm sure the job is less than Everest to climb for walkers that these 14 steps for me. When I get up, I'm panting like I sprinted over a distance of four kilometers.

Things are going well, but my weight makes me anxious. My last, with 10.8 pounds and the impact she left on my body, I was traumatized. So I'm afraid. I fear that the chocolate yelling at me all the time for me to eat. I am frightened by the call of ice cream that follows me everywhere. I'm afraid the numbers readout balance. I'm an obsession.

It'll go well, but when I move a little bit, I contract. I sit in the car, I contract. I rise from the car, I contract. I watch TV, I contract. I eat, I contract. I look outside, I contract. I contract all the time. All the time. All the time. It's not fun, I tell you.

It'll go well, but my ligaments on the front of my globe-land give me misery. They are struggling to stretch and prevent me from walking a long time to turn me into bed, emptying the dishwasher, to expand on the clothesline without shouting murder.

But apart from that my pregnancy is going really, really good!

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